GREATEST IMPROVISED LINE EVER
no i’m not gonna lend you my pencil because if i lend you my pencil then you’ll want my calculator and then you’ll want austria and czechoslovakia and then you’ll end up invading poland and i will not have that shit
Two types of Ryan Haywood
sassy english teachers are the best because they’re beyond sarcastic and somehow always end up insulting the kid that you hate and everyone else likes
maybe if you came and fell asleep next to me I wouldn’t be so sad
that’s it. that’s the whole show.